For my artistic, dramatic brother: A Vetted Jubilant Mind, OR Dim, Jubilant Vendetta
(other, single words that emerged: invent, jam, jive, deviant, band)
For my science-minded sister, a prediction of career: Alter Nuclei to Emit, OR Total Nuclei Metier ('metier' is the French word for vocation)
For my father: Utterly Bald Got Retro
For my mother: Settle, Nutty Achiever!
For one of the St. Mary's hippies dearest to my heart: Hello, Sandy Henna
A potential campaign slogan, should I ever choose to go into politics: Elect Cute Brat
A few cryptic but cool-sounding options: Celebrate Cute Light; Huge Electric Battle; Hectic Rebuttal Glee
A prediction of my future prodigious offspring?: Curl Begat Tech Elite
A slightly Shakespearean sandwich order: Bagel Lettuce Thrice
Keeping with the Shakespearean vein, a modern day adaptation of Hamlet's 'get thee to a nunnery!':"Get Her Celibate Cult!"
Instructions for my summer vacation (lecture means "reading" in French): Beach, Lecture, Get Lit
And finally, the telling hodgepodge of single words I was able to pull out: baguette, teach, brie--and then, of course, electric eel.
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